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Joshua Colp


#VoIP enthusiast, #FibreOP evangelist, #Fintech newbie, #VideoStreaming experimenter


A Song about chan_sip

Done to “We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together” by Taylor Swift.

I remember when I worked on you the first time Saying, “This is cool, I can place calls,” ‘cause like I hadn’t used you before Then you decided to segmentation fault on me. (RAWR!) Then I restart you again and say “chan_sip, why are you so finicky… just work for me” Remember how that lasted for a day? I say, “I hate you,” I ignore you, you get some issues filed against you

Ooh, you decided to work for me again last night But ooh, this time I’m telling you, I’m telling you

I am never ever ever working on you again, I am never ever ever working on you again, You go get worked on by others, I talk to them, they cry to me But I am never ever ever working on you again

Like, ever…

I’m really gonna miss your regressions And me scratching my head trying to fix them And someone discovering yet another regression From some unrelated change that just went in while fixing the first one

Ooh, you got another issue filed against you But ooh, this time I’m telling you, I’m telling you

I am never ever ever working on you again, I am never ever ever working on you again, You go get worked on by others, I talk to them, they cry to me But I am never ever ever working on you again

Ooh, yeah, ooh yeah, ooh yeah Oh oh oh

I used to think that you were a cool module And I used to say, “Never say never…” Uggg… I get asked to fix more issues in you again And I’m like… “I just… I mean this is exhausting, you know, like, I am never working on chan_sip again. Like, ever”

No!

I am never ever ever working on you again, I am never ever ever working on you again, You go get worked on by others, I talk to them, they cry to me But I am never ever ever working on you again

We are, ooh, getting rid of you, ohhhh We are, ooh, getting rid of you

If only this song were completely true. I do still have to work on you chan_sip but since we have chan_pjsip now my hate towards you is coming to an end.